There once was a doctor
In the medical field
Who killed more patients
Than he ever healed
He had the right equipment
And even a doctorate
But he was so good looking
He killed each girl he met
Women flocked by the hundreds
With the flu, cough, or sore head
But one look at the doctor
Would make them drop down dead
After years of disappointing
The doctor got a jingle
From a lately widowed husband
Who was happy to be single
I heard now the doctor works
In a mortuary instead
Where his good looks go unobserved
And the women are already dead
By Curly Cue 1/7/12
How creative my dear! I certainly wouldn't let my wife see this man!
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