Away with the Milk Mustache I Say!

If I see one more "Got Milk" advertisement, starring the attractive model with the leftover milk residue above her upper lip, I'm making an ad called "Get a Napkin." Those milk ads with the fetching lady are making you a promise- "If you drink milk, you will look like me." Well I have had quite a few glasses of milk in my time, and there haven't been any drastic changes to my appearance that I've noticed.
But I suppose those milk ads were right about one thing. After some slight head tilting and milk bottle chugging...I did get that perfect milk mustache. 

By Curly Cue 8/7/12